I saw these over on The Chive earlier, and they’re awesome. Very funny and very true!
Even if you are involved in social media/marketing I’m sure you can appreciate these 
Here are a few of my faves:
See the rest here:
http://thechive.com/2011/01/17/things-real-people-dont-say-about-advertising-23-photos/
Cloudy with a chance of Licensing 